I remember a few years back when I worked at my local gym. It was in an old Mill Warehouse and we had to climb this obnoxiously steep steps to get into the gym. Was the absolute worst on leg day. Walking up them was fine but going back down was another story!
I have the answer!!! Break all the mirrors in the house and then start to drink a fifth of a steroid called "Jack Daniels". You will then be jacked and ten foot tall. (at least you will believe you are). Milk thistle as always for liver support