Well I'll be ding-donged! Whats next... a disease penned for those who only listen to a specific style of music? Who only drive American made vehicles? Or, folks who only read fiction, or some other genre, or the newspaper? Oh, don't walk three miles a day for health, you may be close to psychosis, or it may lead to, god forbid, a long, happy, healthy life! Oops, you're spending too much time hanging out with your son or daughter, we have drugs for both of you (the child and parents), there a few side effects, but we will just brush over that for now. It will allow you to do the things you love, like watching endless television, shopping for shit you don't need, and eating whatever the hell you want. Fuck the kids buy our crap.
Sorry pet lovers, but, I think they should have one for people obsessed with their damned pets...move over lover-boy, here comes little ugly doggy (yeah, it happened to me, so I guess I'm out done by a damn mutt SMFH).