Gainz.
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Speaking of sensitive... I'm about to go all love and caring on this fuckin homeless scumbag that keeps giving my girl a problem outside of local grocery stores.
She does insta cart and other delivery stuff. She stopped doing Uber because she was sick of dealing with creepy guys.
So 2 weeks ago shes loading up her trunk and this scumbag comes up asking for a dollar. (But wearing Jordans) she says no I don't have cash. He then asks for a cigarette... She says no I don't smoke. He says well can you go to the ATM and get some cash? She then told him to fuck off. He then offered to help load the last few things for a ride. She again told him no and to fuck off. He then says "damn you're really sexy and have a phat ass, can I touch it?"
She said if you touch me I'm going to mace you then stab you!
He then went on and on about how sexy she was until she could finish loading and get away from him.
Well... Again today... At a grocery store 4 miles away... He's there. Sees her and asks for a cigarette... She says no. He then says "oh I remember you... So you gonna let me touch your ass or what?"
She then got super pissed and explained that he needed to back the fuck up. Because if she doesn't beat his ass she's going to go get her husband (me
) and he's going to fuckin murder you!"
She then kept yelling at him to go louder and louder while showing him the mace on her keychain and rather big karambit she keeps on her belt. That was enough to make him tuck tail and run...
I soooooo badly want to take the 4 minute drive and see if he's still there. I don't fuckin tolerate shit like this and I want this... Scumbag to know he's fuckin with the wrong one.
But... I'm fairly certain it would end in cuffs. So I guess I shouldn't go looking for him... But... I think I'm just gonna start going with her for a while. Because... Well... I just want to tell him how sexy he is and ask if I can touch him...
But for real... What kind of piece of shit asks for money, asks for cigs... And then tries to pick up a woman? Then asks to touch them?
Did any of this work for him in the past? Do homeless beggars (really had to watch the autocorrect on that one
) pull bitches like that?
I have so many questions.. but mostly rage...
I told her if it happens again and I'm not there just mace him. Don't talk don't do anything but mace him.
Fuck I want to hit this guy...
She does insta cart and other delivery stuff. She stopped doing Uber because she was sick of dealing with creepy guys.
So 2 weeks ago shes loading up her trunk and this scumbag comes up asking for a dollar. (But wearing Jordans) she says no I don't have cash. He then asks for a cigarette... She says no I don't smoke. He says well can you go to the ATM and get some cash? She then told him to fuck off. He then offered to help load the last few things for a ride. She again told him no and to fuck off. He then says "damn you're really sexy and have a phat ass, can I touch it?"
She said if you touch me I'm going to mace you then stab you!
He then went on and on about how sexy she was until she could finish loading and get away from him.
Well... Again today... At a grocery store 4 miles away... He's there. Sees her and asks for a cigarette... She says no. He then says "oh I remember you... So you gonna let me touch your ass or what?"
She then got super pissed and explained that he needed to back the fuck up. Because if she doesn't beat his ass she's going to go get her husband (me
) and he's going to fuckin murder you!"She then kept yelling at him to go louder and louder while showing him the mace on her keychain and rather big karambit she keeps on her belt. That was enough to make him tuck tail and run...
I soooooo badly want to take the 4 minute drive and see if he's still there. I don't fuckin tolerate shit like this and I want this... Scumbag to know he's fuckin with the wrong one.
But... I'm fairly certain it would end in cuffs. So I guess I shouldn't go looking for him... But... I think I'm just gonna start going with her for a while. Because... Well... I just want to tell him how sexy he is and ask if I can touch him...
But for real... What kind of piece of shit asks for money, asks for cigs... And then tries to pick up a woman? Then asks to touch them?
Did any of this work for him in the past? Do homeless beggars (really had to watch the autocorrect on that one
) pull bitches like that? I have so many questions.. but mostly rage...
I told her if it happens again and I'm not there just mace him. Don't talk don't do anything but mace him.
Fuck I want to hit this guy...
