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Gainz.

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boy gainz your going to kill that poor little woman lol.

Haha... I've come to realize I can't really talk about my real sex life. People just think I'm bragging or making shit up. Like Sunday morning she got her aunt flow. Well... being the absolute champion she is... I've gotten head the past 3 nights... didn't even have to ask. It's a big reason why I put a ring on her.
But... I realize most people don't believe me... so I try to keep it light and funny.
I'm just waiting for her to give up her πŸ‘
I know it's coming... and I feel like a kid on Christmas waiting for it...
 

bobby ricky

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OK guys....

If if its not pee, which hole it coming from?

I'm of the opinion Bobby just owned up to liking the taste of pee πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Don’t know what hole but I’ve tasted a girls pee before and it’s totally different. No scent and tasted great. It’s scientifically proven that it’s not peeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Everybody should read how to do it and she will never ever ever forget you. I’m getting gifts and she wants it every night. It’s totally incredible. Warming up the oven really good before I start lol. I’m using her as a meal replacement and getting cut up lol.
 

Gainz.

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So... female cum is actually a mucus... just like our cum..most of our cum comes from our prostate... with only a tiny amount coming from our balls (the semen) which mix and come out as our cum. Hence why you can get clipped and still cum. And guys who have had their prostate removed have no cum. Cum does not come from the balls like most people think.

Now for women, their cum comes from something called a skene gland (the female prostate) and comes out of their urethra... just like ours.
It's basically the exact same thing as our cum... just without the semen.
And the reason why some women squirt like a fountain... and others don't is simple... everyone is different! It depends on the size of the skene gland and level of hydration ... and level of excitement.
Squirt and pee are not the same! I live with a squirter... no yellow stains anywhere.
Also squirt and what makes and keeps a girl wet are not the same thing! Even though they both virtually taste the same.
But yeah... it's cum... it's all basically mucus from the prostate... hot right?

Won't slow me down at all 😁🀀🀀🀀
 

Gainz.

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Yeah, no I can make the squirts guys I'm just not too happy about sleeping in the skeet afterwards.

Mucus coming outta the pee hole, mmmm mm mmmm.

Still, better than Cumming in your own mouth, ain't it @Gainz.
I thought we weren't gonna kink shame here?
Jesus... I share a few things...

But this is why I recommend the waterproof throw blankets. Put it down, do your thing and you don't have to lay in the wet spot.
 

suppsforlife

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@suppsforlife and don't think I missed that "little" comment. You call me little 1 more time and that's the last time you're getting free feet pics from me! ill even tell everyone about that weird request with the stretch Armstrong doll and bottle of ranch dressing!
what do you mean you're going to tell everyone else? I've already requested it from everyone else. you're just the only one to respond. :ROFLMAO:
 

Gainz.

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what do you mean you're going to tell everyone else? I've already requested it from everyone else. you're just the only one to respond. :ROFLMAO:

Wow... way to make a girl feel special

I at least better have been one of the first requests!
I swear if you asked @Lee.the.Human before me... I... I don't know what I'm going to do... but I'm gonna be very mad!
 

Gainz.

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I’m starting to cry during movies lol. Must be my estrogen is high I hope. Don’t really want to fight anymore lol. Definitely not me.

Need to start mast immediately!
Definitely showing signs of high est.
But I got your back brother... I'll fight them for you and then you can put your head on my lap and have a good cry.

But yeah start with 200mg for the first week or so then you can drop down to 100mg and just reap the mental rewards of the mast
If I had some id send you some. Take half a adex or 20mg of nolva.
 

bobby ricky

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Need to start mast immediately!
Definitely showing signs of high est.
But I got your back brother... I'll fight them for you and then you can put your head on my lap and have a good cry.

But yeah start with 200mg for the first week or so then you can drop down to 100mg and just reap the mental rewards of the mast
If I had some id send you some. Take half a adex or 20mg of nolva.
My head on your lapπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I can’t stop laughing lol. I needed that this morning lol.
Mast is on the way brother hopefully next week πŸ‘.
 

Gainz.

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My head on your lapπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I can’t stop laughing lol. I needed that this morning lol.
Mast is on the way brother hopefully next week πŸ‘.

That's why I'm here!
or you can fight me while crying as I'm forcing your head into my lap... however you want to do it.
Either way someones head is going in someone's lap... and there's going to be tears!
 

Gainz.

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where would the swimmers go? :ROFLMAO:

I'm always up for suggestions... oddly enough my favorite place to deposit is the palm of her hand... is that weird?

I almost made the list... most favorite to least favorite... but that's probably a little too much information... I'm trying not to share so much...
But if you want to know... I'm going to give the people what they want 😁
 
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