Happy new year

[suppsforlife]

What's the cheat code for having a 30 year marriage?

Treat her like a queen. If she's the one, she'll treat you like the king you are.

Eat alot of pussy

that's not the cheat code, that's in the "rules" list of a marriage

 

[unclem]

i call my girl my wife as i been with her 28 yrs.