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noveskeelite

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You know too much about the porn industry man....what are you not.telling? Lol
 
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dolfanshan

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I didn't just learn how to kill in the military. I learned all kinds of useless shit...lol
 
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Bigstick_00

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I remember back when my wife and I were just dating, I could easily go an hour or a little more no problem! After we settle in for a bit I think we get comfortable with our person and we relax a little. After about a year our sex lasted about a half hour and continued this way till I went on trt. Now we're up to the times I've mentioned. My trt doc thinks it will work itself out! Guess I'll wait it out, not much else to do! I think porn would get old after about 30 years! Lol! Go for it sig!
 
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noveskeelite

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Bigstick you need to put your bigstick in her butthole. Follow dolfs advice. I love anal whenever I can talk them into it.
 
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Bigstick_00

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Oh yeah fuck yeah! We do that occasionally. Reminds me of a line from Bad Santa, when I get done with her, she don't shit right for a week! Lmao! It's a work in progress, Im trying to get more ass time, in all honesty she has a hard time with my size, not bragging guys!
 
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dolfanshan

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Nov in my single days i used to see if they'd stand their ground. I'd get em doggy for a bit then pull out and barely poke their butthole. If they flopped on their belly i knew she wasn't down, but if she stayed put (stand her ground) i knew it was on.
 
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dolfanshan

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I had a roommate in the army who was hung like a horse. It was a curse though. Many a night he'd bring a girl from the bar to the room and I'd hear "oh hell no! You're not putting that in me." Lol
 
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noveskeelite

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One of my favorite movies. Never laughed so hard during a movie except.for maybe wedding crashers. Looove billy bob Thornton performance? You mean like sexual? Are you trying to say there's something wrong with me gear? You know my fuckstick lol.......ive banged a lot of fat chicks in my life but ive never fornicated with anyone.
 
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noveskeelite

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Thats a pretty damn good idea. Im pretty good at getting what I want in bedroom but thats good ill have to use that. I dont have the ginormos donger problem I am average sized. Enough meat to do the job.
 
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siegmund

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I figure a good 10 in porn I could settle , down , only one problem !!! I only got a good 6.5 ,if relly excited or some help I may push 7 ,but the girth is there im no coke can . Like dolph , lol but maybe a gillette liqid jel , shaving cream can dont ask how I know that lmao
 
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siegmund

Moderator
My wife , is a squirter , love it to , its wierd shes not entense like on porn , but the WET , there is no faking , we have to lay down like 2 towels , and there SOAKED ,, so popa doing something right :))) not to high jack your reply , I heard squirt
 
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Standingup

New member
Ah hell all yo gotta do is check out Asa Akira with Mandingo and you know they can fit just about anything up there. My wife has tried that line on me but then Ive seen a few of the godzilla sized turds shes left in the bowl and told her, Baby if that thing came out then my thing can fit in !!!
 
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Bigstick_00

New member
Oh my god! Just like in horrible bosses, "I'm a squirter Dale!" That's awesome sig, I've tried many times on my wife, not happening:(
 
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Bigstick_00

New member
Holy shit standing, I'm rolling on the floor laughing! Yeah I think she's giving me a line of crap about taking it in the ass! I think I'll get her a bottle of wine and have my way with her! It's like the old saying goes, 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink!
 
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Kfizzle

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Lmao you guys are funny! I be waiting for her and try to make sure we get off together lol... once I know she's getting close my boys know it's time lol sorry Mrs K if you are reading this hahaha that primo has got her ready daily tho! Love it!!!
 
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