WARNING!!! PG-13

[siegmund]

This topic might seem a little off to some but I believe it ties right into aas usage 

The ass , yes the ass I don't know about anyone else but over the years my aas use ,has (I think ) contributed to some hemeroids ,sorry I rated this topic pg-13 for a reason ,parental guidance suggested ,lol but feels like all the toilet paper in the house is made of sand paper , I was told at a young age by old heads at the time that when you get up in age ,taking a good s_ _ _ is liking ,you know being with the queen ,and I'm sorry but turns out to be true ,to a extent gentlemen ,now whipping the ass that's another matter ,if I had the money I might consider one of them fancy french, things ,what are they called ? Looks like a toilet / water fountain ,but I'm a working man and that's not happening 

But seriously has anyone else of age ,noticed when cycling ,that the hemmoroids  get good and flared up and being on a cruise I don't know if its just me or is it true aas agervates them.

Like I said this may seem funny or a joke but its not ,hell aas helps with growth of everything else I'm sure they contribute to ,you know the roids ,and not to be confused with aas ,your thoughts bros ,and gals I'm sure you find yourself in the same boat 

 

[Standingup]

I havent noticed, but Id be more inclined to think it was related to the type of diet you get on when you blast.  Does your diet change when you blast ?

 

[noveskeelite]

haha seigmund you must be a very open guy like me. I don't give a fuck what people think and that's why I seem like an asshole at times.

They are basically caused by too much pressure in veins from what ive read which would lead me to believe poor diet, lack of fiber, and even possibly high BP could cause them. And as we know AAS causes high BP.

I have only had one really bad hemmoroid in my entire life it was several years ago and extremely painful. I was miserable for 2 weeks.

I would try eating cleaner, get more fiber, and don't strain too much while dropping the kids off. Doubt AAS is cause but I could definitely be wrong. 75% of population gets hemmoroids at some point in their lives

 

[RR]

Thankfully I've never had a hemorrhoid issue. The only issue I have is, why they call it an asteroid when it's out of the hemisphere.

And a hemorrhoid, a hemorrhoid, when it's in your ass!

 

[siegmund]

Always speak what's on the mind ,I figured the roids blew up the h roid lmao hey keep it real right , diet eating your ass off makes you shit more which means more wipping ,so I guess the toilet paper would feel like sand paper , had to run my ass under cool water this morning ,, I'm better now had my coffee

 

[siegmund]

Ya I eat more most of the time and more protein ,so yes , and the bp goes up so

 

[siegmund]

Don't know but ,wow ' they hurt burn , the oldladys like honney you keep picking your ass when your sleeping what's going on,time for some prep h 

 

[RR]

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[noveskeelite]

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<p>Don't know but ,wow ' they hurt burn , the oldladys like honney you keep picking your ass when your sleeping what's going on,time for some prep h </p>
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<p>yeah man they hurt like hell and make pooping one miserable experience too. I felt like complete shit when I did have one. Try taking hot baths and don't scratch it. That will only irritate even more.</p>

 

[siegmund]

I'm good now turns out the wash cloth I used had some kind of disinfect the wifey  was cleaning the house with ,my dumb ass is in the shower reach out use it and got some kind of rash ,,no hemeroid ,,( so I have a irritation of the skin lmao ,,I had suds in my eyes and reached out to sink and grabbed the wrong wash cloth ,I was told if I had a hemmeroid I'd know it because the solution on rag would have put me in space so that's the sad story

 

[noveskeelite]

if you had external hemmeroid you would know because for one they hurt like hell and 2 you can feel them. its like a big lump by or on your botthole. NOT FUN especially when trying to shit

 

[siegmund]

I'm safe ,no lumps just had that burn and itching the last few days ,so not saying a hem ain't possible but think I watch out for cleaning rags laying around 

 

[Standingup]

When I eat a ton of protien it feels like Im pooping bricks. I imagine that could aggrivate any situation down there.   Try some cylium husks  from the health food store. Mix it in a glass of water or juice and drink it down till this subsides.

 

[siegmund]

Will do