Weird vibe in locker room

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Jedimax

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So I'm doing well with my current diet and GH regimen at the gym. My weight seems the same as its still early using the gear. Well something weird happened today. I dont normally shower there and when I did the cleaning lady was mopping up the floor. My body wash container fell on the floor a bit out of the curtain when I was done. I move the curtain to pick it up and shes about 5 feet on the other side with her mop bucket. I'm completely naked and the water was cold. Ya you guys know what I mean. Fuck! Shes in her late 30's and not bad looking either. She walked away in a hurry and I dried my body. I know women talk so I'm dreading my return tomorrow as to the looks from the other female employees especially the hot red head at the staff desk. 

 
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swolesam

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" I WAS AT THE POOL!!!" " I WAS AT THE POOL!!!" 

HAHA

dude, check out Seinfeld episode with George "Shrinkage", go to 1:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU

 
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icdeadlifters

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Hell I would have called the squirrel master, and nasty nate ..... And had a field day....

 
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Ermahgerd

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Omg lol that was the first thought that popped into my head.

The next was that he should just tell her he's a grower not a show-er ;-P

 
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Jedimax

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Lol@Seinfeld reference! I actually forgot about that episode. They all go on vacation and chill at some beach house where George wants to hook up with some woman. 

I wanted to say something when it happened this morning but was like deer in headlights lol. I know Im going to see her tomorrow and she'll remember it. I thought about apologizing but than decided what for? I didnt do anything wrong. 

 
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ruxgear

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Thats was the first thing that popped into my head as well.

Poor George!

 
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Jedimax

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Lol@ shorts with hidden dildo inside. I'd have to time it where shes in the locker room again and I suddenly disrobe my clothes leaving my shorts on. As for the magical blue pills or even cialis I've never tried them. Do they really work as advertised? Rock hard for 90 mins or more? 

 
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swolesam

Member

I am on the same boat as you Jedi when it comes to being a Cialis & Viagra Virgin.

When it comes to Cialis, i know some people stated they use it regularly to regulate blood pressure plus the added bonus of solid boners! So i def have it on my shopping list. 

 
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Ermahgerd

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Yeah a daily low dose of cialis has some good health benefits besides great wood lol. I don't really get any side effects from it.

Viagra just makes me hot, flushed and congested, and the sexual benefits are overrated In my personal experience 

 
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Anabol-Steroids

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Ahhhh yes...shrinkage!  We've all fell victim to this nasty little punchline from God.  Just make sure you start washing with warm water from now on and when you know she's nearby "accidentally" step out again and do the "helicoptor!" lol

 
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