Let me be clear...
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
I've been eating ass for 2 decades. Nothing on that list is even kinda scary enough to get me to stop!
I love eating ass so much... I do it with such passion and vigor I almost chipped a tooth on my girls tailbone from trying to shove my tongue in as far as I possibly could!
You could tell me every time I did it, it would take a whole year off my life...
Well then let the fucking countdown begin!
Actually might explain why I had a stomach bug a few weeks ago... but again... I DON'T FUCKING CARE!
its 100000% gonna happen again... tonight in fact

