Never stopping - always pinning

[GainzBandit]

Marathon - are you mad? Have you ever tried running one? I'm fucked if I'll do that again

No... I don't run... ever. Even though I have a "runner's build" tall, thin, long legs... (she sounds hot ) I fucking hate running. I use to be a semi decent sprinter. Back yard Football, wind sprints for the various combat sports I've trained. But anything more than a 100yard sprint isn't for me.
Plus I started smoking at a young age, I quit... but it definitely took its toll.
My ex fiance was a huge runner when I first met her. (Before diabetes stopped that) but maybe 2 or 3 times I "tried" to join her on a run. There's just no way. Between the shin splints, that cramp in my abs... not being able to breathe. I just can't do it. I'm not exactly one who does cardio. (I know... you can hate all you want) but on the extremely rare occasion I do cardio...maybe once or twice a month... maybe... I either hit my heavy bag or go for a bike ride. But cardio is less than 1% of my exercise routine. But as I get older I realize I need to change that.

 

[Imgame]

Marathon - are you mad? Have you ever tried running one? I'm fucked if I'll do that again

I had all ambition to run marathons when I got fit again. I stoped sparring because I was getting injured and it was effecting my daily routine. Then I decided to go back to only training on sparing days. Fuck running a marathon, stand up and kick the shot out of people

 

[Parameddog]

Yup - I have a full size hanging back in my garage, every second day I spend 30 minutes battering the living daylight outta the thing. I get the wife involved, she has a set of gloves and every time I turn around she tries to punch me in the head.

She is getting better and my nose had a .... well, break last week

 

[Imgame]

I need a girlfriend that wants to spar with me.

 

[GainzBandit]

I need a girlfriend that wants to spar with me.

Yeah... its getting harder and harder to find a girl who can take a punch these days....

 

[Imgame]

Yeah... its getting harder and harder to find a girl who can take a punch these days....

I had my fist stuck inside the last one’s vagina for 5 minutes. It was funny

 

[GainzBandit]

I had my fist stuck inside the last one’s vagina for 5 minutes. It was funny

It happens to the best of us.
One of my favorite... but most gross sexual encounters was when I like 16.
Was dating this chick for a couple weeks and she wanted to try deep throating for the first time. I was more than happy to let her practice. Fucking 5 minutes in and she full on exorcist vomits all over me, my bed, my floor... FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

So of course I jump up and start wiping myself off. Now I'm just staring at this bitch like... what have you been eating? And what 100lb girl has this much in her system? I have no choice but to go out to the kitchen and grab garbage bags, cleaning supplies, paper towels....pray we have a rug shampooer. So I clean myself up as much as possible and make the journey through my house.
My mom sees me grabbing all this shit and asks what happened... as any parent would. I said ***** wasn't feeling good and threw up. So of course she has to come see.
As we walk back in the room... it's so fucking obvious what just happened. Theres a pile of vomit soaked clothes on the floor... the clothes I was wearing 25 minutes prior when I got home. But the best fucking part is you can see exactly where I was sitting on the bed. You could even tell how far my legs were spread. This bitch puked so much with such velocity she left a perfect silhouette of where I was sitting . My ass, back, chins, feet, legs and her knees were the only clean part of this... 3.5ft half circle area.
The look my mother gave me...
But she didn't say anything... just shook her head and walked out.


(The picture is just for reference in case I wasn't explaining it well enough)

 

[Imgame]

It happens to the best of us.
One of my favorite... but most gross sexual encounters was when I like 16.
Was dating this chick for a couple weeks and she wanted to try deep throating for the first time. I was more than happy to let her practice. Fucking 5 minutes in and she full on exorcist vomits all over me, my bed, my floor... FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

So of course I jump up and start wiping myself off. Now I'm just staring at this bitch like... what have you been eating? And what 100lb girl has this much in her system? I have no choice but to go out to the kitchen and grab garbage bags, cleaning supplies, paper towels....pray we have a rug shampooer. So I clean myself up as much as possible and make the journey through my house.
My mom sees me grabbing all this shit and asks what happened... as any parent would. I said ***** wasn't feeling good and threw up. So of course she has to come see.
As we walk back in the room... it's so fucking obvious what just happened. Theres a pile of vomit soaked clothes on the floor... the clothes I was wearing 25 minutes prior when I got home. But the best fucking part is you can see exactly where I was sitting on the bed. You could even tell how far my legs were spread. This bitch puked so much with such velocity she left a perfect silhouette of where I was sitting . My ass, back, chins, feet, legs and her knees were the only clean part of this... 3.5ft half circle area.
The look my mother gave me...
But she didn't say anything... just shook her head and walked out.


(The picture is just for reference in case I wasn't explaining it well enough)

So where was the girl

 

[GainzBandit]

So where was the girl

When my mom walked in?
Sitting on the floor crying. But more from embarrassment than anything.
I should say I continued to date her for almost 2 years... her skills were... damn near perfect by the time we broke up . She got possessive and tried killing herself... she's ok. Just a little crazy... like most women.