Held a door open for some tubby fucks and just as door wa shutting I heard one say, did you see the size on him! And like the grinches heart grew three sizes and Christmas, that what happened to my nuts. Not literally obvious, I have the balls of a ten year old. But I was striding like I was carrying a peacemaker on my belt after that. And then women and toddler sat on bench next to me and the kid started trying to pinch my arms, he got told off and I was like its fine theres noting to pinch.
couldn't even grip skin.
God bless creatine and bcaas
Man there's nothing better than getting compliments in public!
I just got a ton tonight.
My little brother just got married. (I'm so fuckin happy and proud of him)
But there was 150 guests. A lot of them were family and friends I haven't seen in 4,5...10 years.
People I've known my whole life walked by me not recognizing me.
When they finally realized who I was... I just got compliment after compliment.
Again... The last time I saw most of them I was the 137lb junkie who hated life and never had a smile on my face.
So now them seeing this new version of me... Big, strong, confident, smiling and proud... It was really awesome. I feel like I'm king of the world right now.
I also had a few drinks... Like 4 or 5 mixed drinks. Around drink number 3 the suit jacket, vest, tie and dress shirt came off... So I'm dancing around with my girl in my deep cut white stringer... I got all the attention. From guys.. their girls.. really a great feeling.
My brother came up and said "I'm shocked you stayed dressed for as long as you did"
But I'm home now... About to enjoy the night with my very buzzed baby
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Time to get extra naughty
