I know... You love my pink jeans.
Wore them to the mall yesterday... So many people were looking at them


. Definitely more smiles than dirty looks this time. Had another... "Run in" with an older black lady. She saw me, looked at my girl and said "Oohhh Honey you are one lucky lady, he got it all, specially for a white boy"




The part that makes it so much better... She had to be close to 60 years old and 300lbs.
As she was walking away she turned to her friend... sister.. daughter... idk... and said something to the affect of "oh yeah girl I bet he could pick me up"
(I don't think I could)
But I couldn't hear her exactly... Being in a crowded mall and the fact that I was audibly laughing



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On the way home we stopped at a gas station (had to get my chocolate milk) and apparently I was a big hit with a group of teenager girls.
While my girl was picking out some ice cream she overheard them talking about me and pointing at me.
I don't know if I feel comfortable saying what they said.. because I don't know how old they were... But definitely in the 17-19 age range.
So it's either fine... Or I'll end up on a list.
But what they said isn't what's important... What's important is... Thank God I don't lift for female attention.
Because I either attract jail-bate or senior citizens.
I can count on 1 hand the amount of times an "age appropriate" girl has really made an attempt to talk to me. (And considering I'm never in public without my girl, I'll take that for a win) Yes I've been hit on... Aggressively in front of my girl. Women have balls... Because guys won't even talk to my girl when I'm around.
Yet girls will pretend like she doesn't exist.
I think it's because most guys realize getting punched in the mouth is a very real possibility... While females are just more likely to yell.
(My girl will absolutely throw a punch


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But anyway... About to get ready for a pull day. Figured you guys would like my jeans



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